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why guys are cool

• Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t rob you blind.
• You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
• You don’t have to learn to spell a new last name.
• You can leave the motel bed unmade.
• You can kill your own food.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
• If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: “He must be mad at me.”
• Same work…more pay.
• Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
• Wedding dress – $2,000. Tuxedo rental – 75 bucks.
• You don’t mooch off other’s desserts.
• You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
• If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
• Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with. “So, notice anything different?”
• You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
• You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• You almost never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You don’t have to shave below your neck.
• At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.
• Your belly usually hides your big hips.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
• You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
• Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes

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